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Dear Mr. President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip
with my family and extended family,and would like to ask you to assist me.I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,and I need to make
a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,passports,immigration quotas and laws.I'm sure they handle
those things the same why you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox,that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that
I will be expecting the following: 1.Free medical care for my entire family.2English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether
I use them or not.3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4.I want my kids to be taught by English speaking teachers.5.Schools need to
teach classes on American culture and history. 6.I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole with the Mexican flag flying
lower down. 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.8 I will need a local Mexican drivers license so I can get easy access
to government services.9. II do not plan to have car insurance,and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican
police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone,please be sure that all police officers speak English. 11. I plan to fly the U.S.
flag from my house top,put flag decals on my car,and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaint or negative comments from the
locals. 12. I would like a job without paying any taxes,and don't enforce any labor or tax laws. 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely
nice and never say a critical word about me,or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request because you
already do all these things for the people who come to the U. S. from Mexico. I'm sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your Vice President
lmfao lmfao. oh man I'd love to send that to Bush and have him read this. I loved this truth. funny stuff
oh i know right? it's soooo true!